“Finish your vegetables before you get dessert.” When heard at a meal, this phrase is often met with groans of displeasure from its audience. Children push around the last few vegetables on their plate, minds... Read More
With a sudden craving for fried chicken, my family took a spontaneous trip to KFC. Returning home with the rich, flavorful scent spreading across our dining room, I began to set the table. As I... Read More
Here’s a riddle for you–what do the sounds of successive tapping, whispering, hair brushing, massages, and Bob Ross’s voice all have in common? If you have experienced ASMR, you might know that these are some... Read More
As the clock struck 12 A.M. on January 1st and we added 1 to the end of the calendar year, I flipped over in bed and scrolled through my feed, wondering if others were spending... Read More
Full disclosure, I’ve never been a superhero movie buff. I watched Avengers: Endgame before I watched Avengers: Infinity War. I’ve seen Thor Ragnarok, but none of the other Thor movies. In the pre-pandemic era, superhero... Read More
Imagine being able to take a history textbook and rewrite any one sentence of your choosing. Which sentence would have the biggest impact on world history? It’s easy to think of wars, conquests, and elections,... Read More
If your high school sexual education program was anything like mine, you probably spent a class period or two watching a childbirth video or locating the fallopian tubes on a vague diagram of the female... Read More
In my opinion, Red is always sus. I know this because I play Red all the time, and I’m always the first one ejected. If you know what I am talking about, you may be... Read More
Walking into the produce section of any grocery store, you are always greeted by the sight of uniform rows of fruits and vegetables. The pyramids of shiny waxed apples are built out of identical pieces... Read More